I ate the fucking cricket
hey! you can call me len. they/them, white. i've been on tumblr for far too long and i p much just reblog whatever the fuck since my interests are constantly changing. i like art/history and memes and whatever fandoms cross my way. browse at your convenience and enjoy your stay!!
hello website that likes fucked up houses. did you know that i wrote a gmless tabletop game based on house of leaves where you can create your very own fucked up house
it’s called house. yes literally. the main mechanic is that you draw a map of a fucked up, sprawling, potentially never-ending house that grows as you explore it in-game. you draw from a deck of regular playing cards to determine the vibe of each room in the house. you might never escape! that’s up to you. i’m not your mom
you can get it here and there’s a 50% chance you already own it if you bought one of the big itch bundles during early pandemic. enjoy
Good god damn, I misread house as horse for much too long.
i’m a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can’t imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane
i listen to one of these relatively bland and inoffensive but nonetheless well-crafted pop songs and everyone around me demands that i proclaim it a masterpiece or artistically bankrupt or whatever. i just want to grill for god’s sake
neil gaiman: well terry and i wrote them to be genderless and sexless and as having a purely platonic relationship and they were never intended to be interpreted as gay
also neil gaiman: however. in the sequel that we never wrote. the idea is they fuck nasty
It’s been so clear the whole time can’t believe we didn’t pick up on it
Oh my god skatune network did a cover of baby you’re a haunted house and it FUCKS
obsessed with crowley’s tech-spy butch gender euphoria
Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes
The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on
so many social justicey arguments really do seem like they were invented in a lab to be a saw trap for people with obsessive compulsive tendencies
one of the examples i was thinking of is the idea you are Morally Obligated to tag any potential triggers, despite that being a category that theoretically includes literally everything. maybe the implication/way most people interpret it is “if you have a decent following, its best practice to tag common ones plus requests from followers” but i dont think it should be difficult to understand why trying to figure out which ones people will get mad at you about is a saw trap. esp on platforms more like twitter where providing content warnings in the first place is a logistical nightmare
Op’s tags:
[Image Description: A tag reading: #pro-tip: if your only call to action is ‘you should feel guilty about this’ youre not fixing anything youre just creating saw traps / End ID]
if i had twin children i would name them Minneapolis and St. Paul after the divine twins of roman mythology


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